Hi, I'm useless
Hi, I'm useless

Aloha, if boredom is at your doorstep, don't you worry you can interact with a socially awkward being,aka me :)(twitter:italian_burrito) Ciao xo

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via hate)

awordofwelcome-andofwarning:

You could be my compass,
teach me how to read these broken lines.
Hold me like a lover,
& never let me go.
We’ll find a way to run away, tonight.

silentfoot:

Without the Bitter the Sweet Isn’t As Sweet

-theperfectmistake:

Hold On Til May (Acoustic) - Pierce the Veil

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

(via hotboyproblems)

fitchris25:

But really. Stretch marks aren’t only a “fat” thing.

They’re a HUMAN thing.

(via larryissherlocked)

anaivazz42:

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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(via larryissherlocked)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via hotboyproblems)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via larryissherlocked)