Hi, I'm useless
Hi, I'm useless

Aloha, if boredom is at your doorstep, don't you worry you can interact with a socially awkward being,aka me :)(twitter:italian_burrito) Ciao xo

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

image

(via wrong-grammar)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

(via pizza)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via hate)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via hotboyproblems)

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

(via hate)

rneerkat:

"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

(Source: rneerkat, via hate)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via hotboyproblems)