Hi, I'm Useless
Hi, I'm Useless

/A bit of a mess/really lucky italian /probably overly sarcastic/ too short for concerts .-.

If you need to talk to someone my askbox is always open x

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via hotboyproblems)

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

(via chasing-that-horizon)

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

(via hotboyproblems)

moonlight-serendipity:

"If you’re still awake at 4am, you’re either lonely or in love and quite frankly, I don’t know which one is worse."
moonlight-serendipity:

My kind of bookshop.
neuroticdream:

Worst thing ever on We Heart It.